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Limp dick

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.
by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017
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scrapple dick

An asshole that is always staying stupid shit in front of everyone
by Jimmy dan December 11, 2017
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Drew’s Dick

Drew’s dick is SOO long and GIRTHY
Aye damo u seen Drew’s dick? “Yeah cunt Drew’s dick makes girl cream on spot”
by Thejuicypuss42069 April 6, 2021
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dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!
Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!
by Miss_elle_b December 23, 2017
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dick limper

Something that makes your hard dick go limp.
Seeing your mom naked is a real dick limper.
by Rand McPulls May 23, 2016
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dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.
"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."
by tim and H. October 11, 2023
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Dick Chicken

Two or more men participate in this game. You have to look at each other’s penises and whoever gets hard first loses. The loser must do whatever the winner(s) tell them to do.
John lost when we played Dick Chicken, he had to suck my dick.
by IAmLivingInYourWalls July 22, 2021
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