Dead time

The time you spent from being held in custody to the time of you sentencing

Bart : remember that guy that got arrested at school? We’ll he got sentenced just today
Mill house : man that guy did a lot of dead time

by Shakell January 1, 2023

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

One time

One time is what one would say when they are leaving, essentially meaning goodbye.

“alright i have to leave, one time” “i will call you later, one time”

by popeyes January 3, 2023

onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.

wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!

by killherwithtea January 4, 2023

China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.

Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time

by Chroxity3 January 5, 2023

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023