Cum compliment

Jizzing on your partner

After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”

by Xaime November 28, 2022

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole

Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole

by The tax um da um da um da January 15, 2024

Kenzie Cummings

The nicest girl in the world

hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah”

by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 07, 2021

Little cum baby

A little bunny boy who is a twink and love to act all cute

Hey look there the little cum baby

by Sluzhyperson June 30, 2022

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 02, 2019