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a very large muscle man with a 3 inch perma slagging being black cock

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by Banies bum December 22, 2019

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

hersheys cum bucket

when you slap someone with a fish

ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket

by mmmm chez burger November 7, 2022

Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw

“Hitler cum is delicious”

by Man344 February 3, 2025

cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

little cum coaster

A Little Cum Coaster also known as a kippah, yamaka or yarmulke, is a small, brimless head covering worn by Jewish people. It is a sign of respect for God and is often worn during prayer or at religious ceremonies.

Did you see David's new little cum coaster? He said he's going to wear it to Goldstein's bar mitzvah.

by Numerounoamerican January 30, 2025

Cum-Shot

When a male or female ejaculates at a certain spot.

That was a nice cum-shot

by The Largest Cum stain July 11, 2018