Cheese farmer

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.

As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Cheese Grater

A sexual position in which one party is the cheese and the other party is the grater.

Sarah: "I was just with Chelsea the other night..."
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 23, 2021

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Cheese

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Cheese

by I am a sircle February 7, 2021

Nicks Cheese

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.

Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

cheese man

a cheese man is someone (most knowingly a person that is bald) he has an orange face and almost all his face is the same skin tone which makes him look like a cheese.

someone: so what type of guys are you into?
namjoon: “i’m really into the cheese man”

by devilicpower July 7, 2020

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023