monkey face piece of shit 

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

monkey face piece of shit by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Monkey Manicure 

When your finger nails match your toenails.. just like a monkey.

"Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"

"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"

Monkey Manicure by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013

monkey-womb 

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

monkey-womb by Uncle Dimma November 28, 2013

monkey driver 

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice

Id like a monkey driver please

monkey driver by drunk driver December 10, 2013

monkey gift 

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.

Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.

monkey gift by KiKo513 January 1, 2014

monkey hang 

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

monkey hang by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

monkey monkey football 

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014