Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Gaming

A top trait which only the most dominant tops inherit from the boomers.

Whoa, you into gaming?

by kayte_lynn January 19, 2020

One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 17, 2015

Luxury Gaming

Luxury Gaming is a Garry's Mod community which has opened their servers at 05 of January, 2019.

Hey! Have you played Luxury Gaming?

- Yes! I love it

by Adapting November 21, 2018

the who game

he who game is what happens when an ex friend or lover acts like a fool and says they dont know you but they do.

me: Hello, Jonathan!
Jonathan: who are you?
me: ugh dont play the who game!
Jonathan}: I dont know who you are.
me: you just sent me a dick pic. dont lie.

by cute little pet June 13, 2018

Game-Freak

A company with so many cock suckers that they get away with atrocities of games and don’t get any shit for it this behaviour encourages game-freak to keep producing atrocities of games since at the end of the day they are still getting their money’s worth

Person 1:have you played the latest pokemon game it’s really amazing and game-freak are getting some backlash for it.

Person2: I have and it was shit and cock suckers like you is the reason the company keep getting away with atrocities of games.

by Just_Some _Random_Ass_Person March 4, 2025