One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby

by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024

Tweaker Time

Taking longer than expected, lacking time management skills, not being able to accurately depict the amount of time it takes to do something or be somewhere.

When some functions on tweaker time they lack concern for other people's time and mislead them on the amount of time it takes to meet or do something.

My neighbor was an hour late she has started to function on tweaker time

by BLACKWOODSA January 12, 2024

Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say

Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!

by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024

gone off poopy time

It's poopy time, Jillian Aitken, it will stimulate your bowels, Donal 102, but obviously, Karen Fennessy

Gone off poopy time is a funny story.

by Debskelly1985 January 18, 2024

Door Time

The time in 2022 at which all of Harry Styles' fans opened a digital door.

5pm gmt
12pm est

"It's happening at door time."
"I can't wait for door time."

by chickenparm369 January 21, 2024

Door Time

Refers to the time of day the Harry's House promo team for Harry Styles would post a message or image behind the Harry's House door - always at 12:00pm EST (11:00am CST). Originated by fans in the Larry Stylinson fandom.

Should we assume it will happen at door time since Louis didn't specify a time?

by Music, memories and moments January 21, 2024