Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.
Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.
by memesthatilike May 02, 2022
I love you Mom!
by big headed jay October 21, 2019
A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church
by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 08, 2020
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022
AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.
“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*
by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024
mom i love you
by ToeTally-sparta April 13, 2020
Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.
by Pussinbootsalaska May 03, 2020