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Skyrim Zombie

Someone in a state of mindlessness from playing too much skyrim. The persons mind is totally blank from all topics of conversation apart from, maybe, skyrim related areas.
Person A: What's up with Tim, he's usually quite chatty and now he's all introvert.

Person B: Don't mind him, he's a Skyrim Zombie at the moment..

Person A: Intervention time perhaps?
by henryTheRegicide December 7, 2011
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Deadpool Zombies

A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.

Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.

Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:

"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"

"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"
by DP Magno October 8, 2015
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Road Zombie

A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.

It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.
by Sawman70 February 13, 2019
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McDonalds Zombie

When drunk or drug fucked/stoned people want mcdonalds at early hours of the morning
I was at work the other night and at like 4am this McDonalds zombie turned up! He was well wasted!
by Sweat1 January 1, 2009
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Fart Zombie

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 14, 2008
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Zombies

A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).
Bob: I just ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm for the two new Glocks I bought last week.

Tom: Damn Bob, are you one of them whacko militia members the government has been warning us about?

Bob: No, I'm just getting ready for when the Zombies attack.
by The Original Big Daddy G May 29, 2009
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Zombie Porn

The best fucking type of porn. Its especially made for those "special" people like necrophiliacs and other sorts of psychos. It may involve rotting fleash, decaying skulls, magets, worms, and plenty plenty of blood. One famouse Zombie Porn Director is Nathan J Rodriguez
Old necrophiliac pervert: "Who wants to see some Hardcore Zombie Porn?"

PreTeen pussy/girl: "I do, I do".
by DAHMER_PUNX December 24, 2008
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