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jill knife

What tomboys of yore wanted most for Christmas.
If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?
by QuacksO July 20, 2024
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to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2013
mugGet the to knife-jackmug.

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022
mugGet the Knife Sharpenermug.

Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.
"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."
by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022
mugGet the Sharpest butter knifemug.

A knife in our plans

A phrase, like "to through a spanner in the works", it means to mess stuff up. It is a common phrase on the west coast of the U.S., it is more commonly used with the younger generations, yet, it can also be used by older folk.
Oh, I forgot the tent, I guess we need to go back home.
Well, that really is a knife in our plans
by ChefsButtler May 16, 2020
mugGet the A knife in our plansmug.

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.
John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.
by high6ix67 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Noodle Knifemug.

Fork Knife

This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it
I love Role-playing on fortnite we could eat at The Durr Burger or Even Fork Knife.
by J+K forever October 31, 2019
mugGet the Fork Knifemug.

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