sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*

Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.

sofa king wee todd did by chawklit luver November 8, 2007

eww wee 

used to express a wide range of emotion including but not limited to surprise, disappointment, excitement, approval, disapproval, and/or enjoyment. if negative emotion is being expressed, the "eww" is stressed. if positive emotion is being expressed, the "wee" is stressed. the higher the level of emotion, the more e's would be in the "wee".

jaime: wanna go get a snocone?
coleen: eww wee, yeah!

or

jaime: eww wee...
coleen: what?
jaime: that dandruff friend of mine just sent me a text saying she wasn't coming tonight

or

coleen: eww weeee!
jaime: what up, boo?
coleen: eww wee, that girl's titties were huuuuuge!

eww wee by Coleen McKechnie September 14, 2008

safety wee 

An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoid getting caught short en route to your next destination.

- "Drink up mate we're moving on."
- "OK, just a sec, there might be a queue at the next place. I reckon we should both take a quick safety wee."

safety wee by The Lazer May 23, 2008

Tiger Wee 

When you have a really long wee.

I've just had an amazing tiger wee

Tiger Wee by Tiger Wee Man April 14, 2011

caterpillar wee

An Australia beer, that carries the distinct notes of caterpillar's piss.

Wow Sam, that beer tastes like caterpillar wee.

caterpillar wee by Sarahandgreen March 5, 2014

pee-wee the dog 

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.

Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!

pee-wee the dog by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017

royal wee 

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

royal wee by notaspaceship May 23, 2017