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Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.
Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"
by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025
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Washington

Our highschools are full of drug addicts, we have seattle, lots of green and rain, original Starbucks, that’s it. Also there are 2 types of people, one who HAS TO STAY INSTATE FOR COLLEGE or the ones going as far away as possible
by November 30, 2019
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Washington Fun

The act of not really having fun. For example hiking or reading.
"Wow, I had a lot of Washington fun reading that 800 page book about death."
by Clabic June 20, 2013
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Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”
Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.
by vacqe September 26, 2025
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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Washington Wall

In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"

When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.

Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.

Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.

Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!

Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!

The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.

If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022
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The Full Washington

The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.
by Swinstead3 January 9, 2015
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