Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

walmart.rengoku

the coolest mutual you might ever have, they might not talk to you a lot but they will most definitely respond if you reach out!

holy shit did you see that walmart.rengoku posted a new tiktok!?

by want_handpicspls June 23, 2021

walmartgeorgewashington

Is I a very fruity tiktoker

Person 1:Do you know walmartgeorgewashington on TikTok?
Person 2:Oh them?They are really fruity

by WalmartLondon July 20, 2021

walmizzy

walmart

yo i wanna quit walmizzy

by nat.728288 September 15, 2021

walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes

BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF

by cheese guitar September 16, 2021

Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me

Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-

by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021