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Wapanese 

-A fanboy since childhood

-anyone who wants to learn Japanese just for the sake that "It's Japanese, I love it"
Wapanese by YOU = TEH WAPANESE October 6, 2003
if two penises were to have a conversation . . .

penis 1: wappity wappity.
penis 2: wappity wap-wappity wap.
wappity by the fishy April 30, 2005

wapublican 

Someone who is both wapanese and a Republican.
I saw a wapublican walking down the street eating Pocky while saying how George W. Bush is the best president ever.
wapublican by Clinker May 1, 2008
Similar to the "mushroom stamp", this procedure is done first with a male unzipping his fly and then proceeding to dish out a killer mushroom stamp...ie: slapping female with penis
I told my girl to clean the house, and if she doesn't I'll be forced to put my beer down and zip wap the bitch...
ZIP WAP by Bisson March 29, 2008

wapanese 

A Caucasian person with an unhealthy obsession with the Japanese culture. They worship an idealized thought of the nation, and typically aspire to move there. They take cannibalized form of Japanese speech, integrate it into English, and consider themselves more kvlt and Asian than anyone else. Common hallmarks of a wapanese: excessively pale, has a fetish for homosexual Japanese males, collects swords, claims to be a master at martial arts, eats Pocky, dines at Asian restaurants whenever possible, lives and breathes anime, does their own translations horribly, refuse to listen to anything but Japanese music, claim said music is better than any Western music, and lives on manga forums.
A lot of the people at anime conventions are wapanese.
wapanese by RainIsSxE December 17, 2008