fairy vagina

A fairy vagina is a girl who makes absolutely zero effort to attract guys but somehow they flock to her like moths to a flame. The term "fairy vagina" comes from the series True Blood where Pam screams "Im so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina." Sookie draws vampires and other creatures to her inexplicably then we find out it is because they find her fairy scent irresistable. This is the same effect fairy vagina girls have on real men in real life without even trying.

"Dude, how is Dina getting all these guys to go crazy over her?"
"She has a fairy vagina."
"Oh, true."

by ammxs April 21, 2018

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Vagina Skirt

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

by Dat Biddie September 20, 2012

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vagina ruffle

A mini skirt that is not actually long enough to cover the goods. Instead of covering the vagina, it acts more as a decoration.

You can always spot the freshman because they were vagina ruffles even in the winter.

by Rocker27 February 14, 2012

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vagina soup

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.

Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...

by clayman01 February 2, 2010

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