terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.
Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
Get the turkish quandale dinglemug. A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.
“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”
by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Getupmug. by CheeksLegion December 21, 2024
Get the Turkish Rape Skillsmug. A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018
Get the Turkish Battleshipmug. by pizzle_dizzle May 6, 2024
Get the Turkish Quandale Dinglemug. Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
Get the Bonomo’s Turkish Taffymug. In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt
by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021
Get the turkish buttmug.