A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.
by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010
Get the turd collectormug. A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
by werny13 June 4, 2009
Get the Turd-douchemug. mom i just go another editor's turd...you know what that means... :'( i'll never work for webster!!!
by Luigi doublechin March 13, 2009
Get the editor's turdmug. Dried up flakes of mascara that fall from one's lashes throughout the day and land and rest on the undereye area like little turds.
by mmmkayyy April 2, 2005
Get the mascara turdsmug. 1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006
Get the turd flakemug. by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001
Get the turd cuttermug. A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.
"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
by Billy B August 24, 2006
Get the turd-burglarmug.