Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

rub tub

A sassy way to hi-five someone

P1: give a rub tub

by Jayuhvnjdfhv May 3, 2023

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

by tehkgb April 2, 2019

Tub and tail

To take a shower or bath before sex.

Tub and tail is good etiquette

by Chaffed February 4, 2025

Hot tubbed

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone

Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.

by WillyBoof March 30, 2020

Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019