Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.

“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”

by Tagtart July 10, 2020

Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

by Must Stank October 1, 2017

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020