trumpet

A really devoted Trump supporter.

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016

Trumpet

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.

You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.

by nou May 17, 2018

Trumpet

An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology

When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole

by Godly asshole March 08, 2018

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 20, 2019

Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over

Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”

by Rebencent January 20, 2021

Trumpet

A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.

I played the trumpet at the ochestra the other day.

by ansisjm October 30, 2017

Trumpet

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.

"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."

Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."

Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.

by Kalgores October 30, 2019