Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.
by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016
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Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
by Marmite332 November 26, 2022
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top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.
"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "
by hellotherehello June 18, 2009
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Top Ginger

Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.
"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."
by D? C.I.? August 11, 2008
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bad top

Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman
Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.
by DangerMouse52 March 24, 2016
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top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.
You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.
by BleachHub March 09, 2020
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Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 02, 2016
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