mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

Mind Fuck

When you are having either a pleasurable expierience or a bad experience

Dude, when you eat a starburst you get a mind fuck

by Emretaner March 3, 2019

austin's mind

There is nothing going on in there

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind

by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017

mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023

Mind Curdling

Mind exhausting or mind tiring job in other words Dimagh ka Dahi kar dene wala kaam.

its really a mind curdling work to find out a miniature difference of 25/50 paisa in monthly bank reconciliation statement.

by anonymous April 1, 2010

mind rape

A mind rape is putting someone else in a mental state where they are uncomfortable, insecure, and helpless.

Boy 1: dude ur a bitch
Boy 2: well ill mind rape u
Boy 1: thats not even possible
Boy 2: well then ur stuck in an inescapable box so what-ch gina do bitch
Boy 1: IM not in a box
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box
Boy 1: no I'm not
Boy 2: ur stuck in a box....

by Nickabooch May 24, 2017

Q-mind

a person with a Q-mind is an highly intellectual individual. the iq of a Q-minded is not known because of the higher complexity of thoughts but it believed to be 500 to 10,000.

your Intellectual capability seems to be that of a Q-minded

by sand saul December 2, 2022