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Dixie Beaver

Dixie Beaver is the hottest country musician in all the world. She is a captivating, beautiful, sexy, awe inspiring, exceptionally talented, fiesty, fearless, honky tonky woman.

Dixie Beaver is the ulitmate cowgirl.

When she plays music, the heavens stop to listen and appreciate. She is country to the core. A musical marvel.
That music is amazing, its got to be Dixie Beaver!

That is a Dixie Beaver of a song! Where can I buy it?
by Honky Tonk Tam February 3, 2010
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Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped
ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.
by Crankshaw October 1, 2009
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Nice Beaver

A chill dubstep song by Dub Zero. Pretty high end if you ask me.
Yo, have you listened to nice beaver? Its sick.
by Maaw0ng May 30, 2016
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beaver salon

A place where women go to get their pubic hair trimmed.
Hey I'm heading to the beach this weekend, better make an appointment at the beaver salon.

Ewww I found a bunch of hairs on the toilet seat, what does she think this is some sort of beaver salon?

Oh girlfrind you better head to the beaver salon with that sasquatch between your legs.
by shaved123 October 31, 2011
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Beaver smile

Australian slang for Take it easy, Relax, Calm down, Don't worry, Cheer up
by Beaver smile_Mate May 14, 2011
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beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)
dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!
by beaver puncher December 5, 2009
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slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
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