Thick n Wide

a name given to one whom is so well endowed that his partner cannot fully close her legs for about a week, walks funny for a month, but becomes so addicted to said "thick n wide" that she can't bare to put up with anyone elses love making attempts.

Man: whats the matter baby, you dont seem like your enjoying it.
Woman: i've been with thick n wide.
Man: then why even try, good night.

by 1111aaaa June 7, 2011

thicklishes

White girl thick like a big bootie black girl

She thicklishes

by yung wavy November 29, 2013

thick sock

The act of one producing fecal matter into ones sock then beating ones mate with the sock to create an amazing orgasim.

Bro, I totally gave Rich's sister a thick sock last night. That gives me the rush!

by Blaze rinse March 1, 2015

thick as two bricks

South African definition of stupidity

Jissy! That okie's thick as two bricks, he can't even tie his shoelaces

by Necrosys June 6, 2016

Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

Thickese

An asian girl so thick.....you need 8 straws to suck that....looking like kim jun phat

Bob- "damn you see jenn she a thick ass asian"

Jim- "don't you mean she a thickese"

Bob- "you right"

by B.flowkneegrow March 13, 2017

thickq

the hybrid of thick and thiqq

"Damn! She thickq!"

by lil katie February 15, 2017