There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.
After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....
by Swamp64 April 17, 2017
Get the Swamp Assmug. Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.
by Super Steve May 17, 2017
Get the swamp whoppermug. Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.
1: "How is your hangover?"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
by Slokums June 3, 2010
Get the Swamp healingmug. When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.
by office12 April 22, 2010
Get the swamp slapshotmug. An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
Get the swamp asshatmug.