chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

scoop-a-loop

Another way of saying rim job... you use your tongue as a scoop the loop being the butthole.

Margaret :"Moe do you scoop-a-loop?"
Moe : "Margaret that is gross, I will not give you a rim job"

by Rosewood September 8, 2016

woop da scoop

woop da scoop

Wow, that boy just woop da scooped that cup of Chobani yogurt!

by kanerory0 June 22, 2019

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up

I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?

by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017