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Ron

A long tooth stank beaver that cant close his mouth.
Look over there eating acorn. Its a ron!
by Gehsneowp February 28, 2020
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Racist Ron

On Saturday ,January 4th 2025, a legend was born. If you’ve ever been to Ober Gatlinburg, which is a ski hill in Gatlinburg, Tennessee on a Saturday recently, you may have met Ron(probably got fired). But there was foreign people on a gondola up to the actual ski hill, and Ron is not having them talk over him when he’s trying to talk about the Great Smoky Mountains, and in the middle of him talking about the fact that they are the #1 in the country of America. So Ron yells at these people to be quiet, but they think it’s a joke, so Ron yells at them the whole way up. And just a physical description, Ron smells like weed, has brown teeth, and probably has lice. So as we get off the gondola, Ron says, “Alright, who passed gas. Admit it.” And those are words to live by, and the gondola went dead silent. But then Ron blows it off. But yeah, go to Ober Gatlinburg and go meet Ron!
by dakedakebird January 23, 2025
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Ron

Ron, a gorgeous soul! Your journey through darkness only strengthened your radiant light. Your resilience is inspirational

Behind that captivating smile and cocky charm with a stoic attitude lies a compassionate heart, beating with kindness and empathy and it radiates warmth and love like no other

Your intelligence shines brightly, illuminated by humor that brightens every day.

You're adorable, handsome and so much more!

Ron, you embody strength, beauty and grace.

Keep shining! I love you
Ron, you're amazing! From darkness rose a resilient, compassionate heart. Smart, funny, adorable and handsome - your light shines!
by Littleknownfacts November 4, 2024
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Ron Rothstein

Did you pray to Ron Rothstein last night?
by Ronthegod March 13, 2021
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Ron Imhoff

Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
That guy has no success at all due to his meth problems, he must be a real Ron Imhoff.
by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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