Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018

pick me fuck

Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America

TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):

pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

by rtben00 January 31, 2022

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

by Tawney Owl November 3, 2010

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016

Pick Me Girl

A narcissist girl who thinks she’s all it and usually hangs with males because apparently women are “too girly”

Person L: I promise it’s my real sneeze!!!1!1!!

Person W: Goddamn you’re such a pick me girl, all you do is complain about the boys teasing you.

by mymomatemy_s4ndw1ch March 19, 2023

pick-me girl

A girl who seeks male validation. Makes her voice higher within a group of guys and has an annoying personality. Also having no boundaries with men that are single or in a relationship. Going back and forth to any guy she can find.

Joy is such a pick-me girl.

by anaooppp January 23, 2022