Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

scooby doo looking motherfucker

Often used to insult black people that has a resemblance to scooby doo.

''That girl Zam, she looks like that dog from that TV-show. She's a scooby doo looking motherfucker''
''Nigga shut you ass you scooby doo looking motherfucker''

by NickFate November 28, 2017

Motherfucker

What?

Say what one more time.

MOTHERFUCKER.

SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME.

by Agent Craftwork June 11, 2018

Motherfucker

You, you are a motherfucker

"Karen you are a motherfucker!"

by auggiethe.dino September 23, 2022

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

helicopter

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 2, 2020

bitch ass hoe motherfucker

a phrase that should be used more often in day-to-day conversation because it just rolls off the tongue so easily.

Person 1: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker!"
Person 2: "what the fuck?"
Person 1: "say it, it sounds nice"
Person 2: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker - wow, you're right!"

by lesslie1 January 21, 2023

Motherfucker

The last person you want fucking your mother, or any of your female relatives for that matter.

"Dad molested me when I was a girl; he's a real serial motherfucker."

by Batfemme75 May 17, 2022