you’re a log

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1

You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother

by Video ezy May 13, 2019

Divinity log

The penis of a super predator priest

Come to the rectory Billy. There is a “Divinity Log” there I would like you to see

by Chopper Zombie August 03, 2022

burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 14, 2019

Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 05, 2020

Clog Log

A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.

Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.

by Gus Mahler September 23, 2018