asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009

camel knee

Camel knee. A noun.. The male version of a "camel toe" . A male frontal wedgie. Where as a male's genitalia is wrapped tightly around whatever article of clothing they are wearing. Basically your pants wrapped around your balls looking like a camel's knee.

Whatch it bro!!!! Fix your self. You have a camel knee and aunt Gertrude is right there!!

by Shawnisgod April 26, 2019

Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.

Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....

by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018

knee banger

A situation or circumstance causing one's knees to shake nervously and/or uncontrollably.

"Wow! That confrontation with your boss must have been a real knee banger!"

by Susan Beamer October 2, 2007

knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.

Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.

by razer December 26, 2006

dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.

Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.

by jacobito May 28, 2007

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008