war dump

The act of emptying your bowels before battle or a strenuous activity.

Tom: “bro I’m cramping up before every game do you know what the deal is”
John: “just go take a war dump, your body wants to be ready”

by Glocks2Cocks July 21, 2019

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Brow Dump

The act of taking a dump on someone's brow. (the forehead area)

You've got one week to pay me back. If not, I'll give you the brow dump of the century.

Why haven't you payed me? Your brow is done for.

Yo, that bitch gave me a huge wet brow dump last night. I got a total half-stack.

by eggplant_anus March 21, 2009

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Holiday dump

A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.

Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump

by the hack man December 29, 2009

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Soft dump

Soft dumping refers to breaking things off with someone you have been seeing only casually. The difference between dumping someone in the usual sense and soft dumping is that the two (or three) of you were never all too serious or exclusive in the first place. This is typically relevant for folks who are non-monogamous or in open-relationships.

"Stacy soft dumped me dude, we had only been hooking up for a month or two but it was really good and I thought I saw it going somewhere. Now Steve is the only person I'm sleeping with at the moment.

by Fred the Worder August 22, 2019

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