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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
by schooldays May 16, 2023
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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021
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Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes
Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?
by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021
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Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.
Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.
by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018
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Ditch

Joe: "Damn bro that's a big ditch!"
Jimmy: "Yeah watch out and be careful you don't fall in it."
by asteroidxz April 26, 2022
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Ditch

Australian/New Zealand slang for the Tasman Sea between the two countries often locally referred to as "The Ditch"
When will you be crossing the ditch? (as in travelling between Australia and New Zealand.
by Ackko September 10, 2022
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