When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
by schooldays May 16, 2023

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

by asteroidxz April 26, 2022

Australian/New Zealand slang for the Tasman Sea between the two countries often locally referred to as "The Ditch"
by Ackko September 10, 2022
