Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020

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Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.

by KingBIV January 11, 2025

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Brad

He lives in Wiscansin and lives on a cheese farm with his pappy

Hey brad youre a faggot

by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019

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spunky brad

The shit you take after being arse fucked

Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today

by Rodigan August 22, 2016

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Brad

Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS

Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"

by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022

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