Brad

Your brother who is also your dad

My brad and I went to see a movie yesterday.

by Jack sandman December 15, 2016

Brad

The middle of a circle made by a group of woodwind players while performing in a Marching Band show.

The woodwinds will make a brad on Set 19

by StarryAshes August 2, 2022

Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

Brad move

A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.

Same concept applies to brad jokes.

*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*

The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."

by Flatpumpkin August 26, 2019

Brad

The type of guy to never put in money for weed, constantly seen with a juul in his hand, only wears vineyard vine, and takes broshoots.

“That guy is such a Brad. “

“That guy looks like a duche, what’s his name?”

“Oh don’t talk to him dude, he is a total Brad. “

“Oh Fuck thanks bro. “

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Brad k

Gay boy who’s scared of fanny

Steve : I’ve had my knob deep in brad k

by Deepintheshitter0 March 26, 2022