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Brad

Brad usually isn't a good guy. When he is younger he might be okay, but once he hits the adult years it's not okay. Brad is a fat drug addict that lives with his parents. The last thing you want to do is have any type of relationship with him. He is untrustworthy and disrespectful. Brad will spill all of your deepest darkest secrets to everyone. He isn't a nice person, and constantly tried to prove he is better than you. A Brad will become a drug addict and or an alcoholic. He lives with his parents because he is to lazy to get a job. Brad will try to get a job, but if he ever even gets one he will get fired. It is usually because he came into work drunk or isn't coming to work at all.
"Did you see Brad this morning at church?"
"Yeah he was wasted. Since when does he even go to church."
"Since his mom said if he doesn't go she is kicking him out of the house."
"Oh right. Still can't the forty year old man still lives with his parents."
by Ya Girl Hates Brad May 19, 2019
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Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.
The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.
by KingBIV January 11, 2025
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spunky brad

The shit you take after being arse fucked
Give me a minute, I've got a spunky brad brewing. I've been a real cum dump today
by Rodigan August 22, 2016
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Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018
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Brad

A lazy and unmotivated person.
I really don't feel like doing anything today. I've got a case of the Brad. Let's get this work done today, don't be a Brad.
by No1ukno369 June 13, 2018
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Brad Paisley

Kick ass country singer from West Virginia and he is fucking peng 👌
I do like myself a bit of Brad Paisley
by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
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Brad

The male equivalent of "Karen." Essentially a man who is critical of progressive views, rude to people in the service industries, among other similar behaviors.
"Hey honey, could you get the manager for me? This salmon is cold," Brad to a waitress. "Sir, it's smoked salmon, you fucking Brad," the waitress says as understanding she just lost her $2.13 tip.
by Yumutha69 August 18, 2022
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