Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.

“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”

by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

Bless

Thank you

“Bro, what color is this?”
“Thats red.”
“Bless.”

by Unstopablx January 27, 2024

my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing

My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3

by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024

Bless

Slang, alternative to thanks or good looks

Here’s some fried eggs I know you got munchies.
Ah, bless

by Spice Latte June 30, 2020