austin simmons

Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.

I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!

by heavydutymacbook March 6, 2017

Aussie/Austin

Austin is that one friend that doesn’t talk 24/7 but always makes sure when they do the gc is entertained.Austin can be confusing sometimes but he’s definitely good people to be around, Aussie is also a perfect nickname for him.

“aussie/austin start being more active we miss you”

by wspshawty May 24, 2022

Austin Jorgensen

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.

+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

by [ JustRalphBruh ] August 9, 2020

Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

Austin McNugget

a guy or YouTuber who has a youtube channel with a family and he slapped his child ass and then knock the fuck outta Bryce Fall or Bryce Hall and now seeking to get his ass beat by AnesonGib or Big Gibber and KSI, and he also went bank robbery and he made a boxing company called social gloves and he still didnt payed the fighters... so hopefully he'll get his ass beat by Gib or KSI

Guy: Oh is that Austin McNugget????!
The Internet: Who gives a shit

by Cyxz Dickrider March 19, 2022

Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.

Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."

by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013

Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.

Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"

by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022