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Swamp Donkey

There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
Did you see any swamp donkeys on the way here?
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010
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Swamp Donkey

Fat chicks that hang out in Country Western Bars
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 8, 2003
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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.
by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020
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SWAMP LIP

It's like having a case of SWAMP ASS on your face: it's the effect of being required to wear a face mask/face covering during the COVID-19 pandemic for a prolonged period of time. The upper lip, cheek and chin area of a person's face becomes uncomfortably warm and saturated with perspiration and moisture from exhalation.
I have to take this damned mask off for a few minutes and wipe my face off because I've got a case of SWAMP LIP.
by Jakey the Snakey October 3, 2020
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swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.
Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.
by Kyoda April 21, 2019
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swamp juice

Swamp juice is a metaphor for the appropriation of government spending, taxes and contract to special interests and individuals that grows the swamp. Also another name for political pork or pork barrel in politics
That new spending bill from congress is total swamp juice. All the same people get all the same money and the swamp grows.
by The Earth's Champion December 23, 2022
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