There's folks that call "moose," swamp donkeys in B.C. Canada. How ever, the play on words takes it back to the previous entries, as in: "I'm gonna give her a swamp donkey punch." which of course leads to having seen a B.C. Snow Dragon.
by Tiff E. August 20, 2010
by Swampdonkeyslayer May 08, 2003
Attempting and mixing wildly different and questionable practices in an attempt to cure your ailment. There is often no evidence that any of the cures work, and it may just be a family treatment, "something granny told me would work", witchcraft, or just straight up voodoo.
1: "How is your hangover?"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
2:"Pretty good, I did some swamp healing."
1:"What are you talking about?"
2:"Well, I drank some leek juice with my ears plugged, sacrificed a possum, and prayed to Mary Magdalene and Baron Samedi. Oh, and I trepanned myself."
1: "Jesus! Did it work?"
2: "Not really, but the trepanning hurt so much I can't really focus on the hangover. At least I let those demons out!"
by Slokums June 03, 2010
A word for when your boobs are so sweaty that it feels like a whole ass swamp or are humid like
Synonym: boob sweat
Synonym: boob sweat
by lookingfornewwords August 06, 2021
by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017
When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 12, 2015
An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 23, 2018