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Gay Rays

The waves emitted by a homosexual man. These waves have been known to alter sexual preference in cases of prolonged exposure to a source. They can also cause malignant growth, with higher frequency of cases in the testicles and colon. Gay Rays are the chief mechanism behind "gay-dar". Until recently, gay-dar was an unexplained phenomenon, denoted to being mainly intuition base. It is now known that gay-dar picks up on the waves emitted by homosexual men.
"Neil, I think you're slowly turning me gay."
"Yeah, it's the Gay Rays."
"Oh. Also I think I have cancer."
"I told you to buy that lead apron."
Gay Rays
by CoffeyHaus134 December 11, 2010
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death ray

A weapon that was actually developed and tested (with some success) by the Japanese during World War II. It utilized a concentrated microwave beam to fry its targets from the inside out. It may or may not have been tested on human beings.
The World War II Japanese death ray was known as the "Ku-Go".
by mrme11 June 22, 2009
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Ray bear

Such a cute sexy awesome nerdy hairy brown beary guy! :)
Only one word can define Ray bear, which is awesome! ;)
by pinkpunkbear October 14, 2015
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ray j

A very sucessful man who is both a singer and actor, Brandy's brother, and is on numerous t.v. shows and radio stations and pretty much all over the place in my view, but then again, I am a big fan of his...
DAMN!! Did you catch Ray J on t.v. last night? And what about his songs, I mean, those are amazing!
by CK-Money February 25, 2007
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dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.
by mat March 1, 2005
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Jean-Ray

Jean-ray is a kind generous but short-tempered man he has very high standards and is not always realisic. Jean-Rays are usually very spiritual and give a lot back to their communities. They can be fun and roudy but may frown on others who do the same. They can easily be workaholics and may fall victim to stress. Overall Jean-Ray is a lovable person with a few flaws
His name is Jean-Ray
by Amazeingness December 14, 2018
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ray lewis

a murderer who shouldn't even be in the NFL today. see ravens
Ray Lewis was found not guilty just because he was a decent NFL player. He should be in Georgia State Prison right now.
by KRHimself July 13, 2004
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