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hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.
Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!
by UD inventor November 18, 2017
mugGet the hermes poormug.

poor water discipline

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.
Early 80's David Lee Roth gives me poor water discipline.
by anonymous May 24, 2022
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Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.
I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.
by Funkyfur October 8, 2022
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poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.
This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.
by TrickLuvDaKids January 1, 2024
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Poor man’s Twinkie

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.
Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.
by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023
mugGet the Poor man’s Twinkiemug.

Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 1, 2017
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poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up
"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"
by taregami July 1, 2024
mugGet the poor man's convertiblemug.

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