old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Old spark

An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.

You and him are such an old spark.

by AidenIsHere February 28, 2016

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza

by Trashman May 31, 2019

Old heel

An insult to women between 40 and 60

Shut up you old heel!

by Grewtanker September 14, 2019

old or asian

An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.

100% Accuracy rate.

Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"

by Averageaussietrashcan May 20, 2018

Old Church

An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.

I prefer "Old Churches" rather than modern churches

by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020