mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018

Mud Butt

As opposed to explosive diarrhea which is normally cleared in one cataclysmic event, mud butt is characterised by soft stool that may take several attempts before being cleared from one's bowels. Mud butt is an uncomfortable feeling of needing to shit but knowing that there just isn't enough back pressure to deal with the backlog of soft fecal matter.

I had a terrible sleep last night, drank six coffees this morning, and now I have a bad case of mud butt.

by Mister Mud Butt September 9, 2019