minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

yao ming

the sound a cat makes when it flies through a wood chipper

mmbuzzzzzzzz YAO - MINGgggg!!!!!

by Go ROckets!! August 13, 2004

ming it up

started after yao ming came to the United States and became a god. this saying is a way of showing that you are going to do something badass.

im gonna ming it up later on

by pay yo fare March 15, 2005

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012