National Nova/Lion Day

November 30 is National Nova/Lion Day. On this day she gets lots of love and hugs cause she’s awesome.

“Dude it’s National Nova/Lion Day! How are you not already celebrating?”

by lionisepic November 25, 2023

lion love

when you have sex with a lion and feel proud.
#unprotectedlionlovecausels #lionaids.

guy 1-i fecked that lion good
guy 2- unprotected lion love !

by snag leo lima April 13, 2018

The bad lion

After having sex doggie style you graphics the wrists of the one on bottom and whisper in her ear "long live the king." And throw her off the bed.

I gave her the bad lion last night and she was pissed.

by Reaper715 February 20, 2017

Field Lion

Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.

Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.

by EBCDIC December 19, 2008

the sea lion

When your girlfriend puts on a helmet (backwards and any helmet) and pleasures you orally and in between gags makes an "ahrt ahrt ahrt" sound like a retard/sea lion.

Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!

by Lenbro February 23, 2020

Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion

Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self

by TeyBenn August 14, 2020

Having lions

Like having kittens but far more extreme

“Did you just see that pig fly?”
“Mate I’m having lions over here.”

by Dackers July 17, 2019