Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008

Meat Bus

A thick penis.

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

Bus Nazi

That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.

Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?

John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi

Adam: The what?

John: THE BUS NAZI!

by TheNicknameClub February 24, 2017

Long Bus

In the game of beer pong there are usually only a few types of racks. This is a rack no one seems to recognize as one. It is four cups in a row to make a long bus. It might also be called the extended stop light, like the one with the green arrow.

"We have four cups left, do you want to do the diamond?"
"No lets do the long bus."

by Apalm05 October 11, 2011

Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.

Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*

by I4N March 1, 2014

Lesbian bus

A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.

Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.

by Ptits September 2, 2013

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017