April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

November 5th

National slime bcombs day

Dude, did you hear tomorrow’s November 5th? Bcombs is going to be slimed, it’s literally National Slime Bcombs day

by Bcombs November 4, 2025

November 5th

The national day to kick Kate, Sophie, keely or india !

“wow its november 5th! i cant wait to kick sophie!”

by yolomam101 November 4, 2019

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

5th World

Most undeveloped country

5th world Is something I am gald not to be in

by 459395 March 28, 2023

November 5th

If your name is Ava, then you need to break up with your boyfriend.

Ava: We need to breakup.
Boy: No! Please?
Ava: Sorry, it's November 5th and my name's Ava

by Bybybybyby November 5, 2020