Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

December 5th

National Ignore your boyfriend day!

On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)

If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.

Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9

My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.

by IeatPsata December 4, 2019

January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother

On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties

by Idk know January 4, 2022

half birthday december 5th

you will be very lucky to have this and a friend who gives you pressies on your dec 5th half birthday!

'I have a half birthday december 5th, that means im amazing!'

by ilooooveaxotlsss December 7, 2022

May 5th

Kiss your best friend day

On may 5th Kiss your best fiend and see if they like it

by Wlthiii May 4, 2022

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

May 5th

National get a dick pic day! Whoever you send this to has to send a dick pic!

Send a dick pic! It’s May 5th so you have to send a dick pic!

by Astr0_ May 4, 2024