dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Player Disease

The inhibition to control the desire to be a player. (i.e. make out, hook up, cheat with other women)

I think she's the one but man i got a bad case of player disease.

by LilChoCho January 31, 2009

player points

The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.

Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.

by Zanach March 1, 2011

rules player

Alternatively known as a niche player.

A "rules player" is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working space and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. A rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or their clients advantage.

The opposite of a rules player is a "rules slave."

Let's say a company standard goal is the get the answer 10.
In order to reach that goal, the company says you should do 5+5, but never 9+1.
A "rules player" finds another way of reaching the goal by doing 8+2, or 7+3, or 4+6.
The "rules player" later discovers a loophole that says they can do 5x2, or 2.5x4.
A "rules slave" will not attempt to do anything except 5+5.

by jontaylors#1fan! November 21, 2015

Fortnite Players

Fortnite is a popular game that only 11-12-year-olds play. The individuals that play this game (Fortnite Players) are extremely toxic and LOVE shoving PP's in their huge mouths. Overall the game is cancer and so are the people who play.

Girl: OMG EW!! he plays Fortnite we don't like him. then the Fortnite Players virginity seels for another 10 years

by FrostyGamerGuy October 27, 2020

Fortnite player

This species is common all over the world don’t tell this species to get off fortnite because it will use its self defense technique on you by yelling “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” if you tell it to get off fortnite this species has no mate to mate with so instead of getting a mate it will play fortnite instead.And this species will yell “I HATE THIS GAME” when it’s been playing for 27 days and 16 hours.The life span of this creature depends on how long it plays and how old it is if it’s 1-20 and plays fornite a lot it’s life span is 0.0000000000000001 Geo-Seconds if it’s 1-20 and it doesn’t play fortnite a lot it will live the average life span of a human if it is 21-80 and it plays fornite a lot this creature will immediately die after it’s born if it’s 21-80 it will also live the average life span of a human.

“Get off the game” the fortnite players mother said “SHUT UP I HATE YOU” the fortnite player said

by PewdipieFan483548263 February 7, 2019

Championship player

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"

Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"

by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008