Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Jewish Cookie

When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.

No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.

by RubyDrill October 10, 2017

Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 06, 2024

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 01, 2019

Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 06, 2023

Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.

"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."

by idiot.com March 19, 2021