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Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault
Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
by Games from Mega November 29, 2011
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beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.
George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".
by Noopyhi November 10, 2013
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Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.
Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'
by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018
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Standardized Test Fright

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.
To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.
by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018
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Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".
by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010
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Jungle Bar Test

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
by Dr. Strange-Love February 21, 2012
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