i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

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person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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Tell the space

It means to tell someone or make to it evident that you are ahead of someone else in life or ahead in a state of thinking
Example #1
Lucas: The fact that I can buy jewelry and still pay my bills really tells the space between me and you.
Harris: Damn you right I need to start grinding.

Example #2
Martin: I might start a business just to tell the space.
by Yung Dustpan March 03, 2021
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tell some jokes

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it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 01, 2012
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Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
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WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
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Christian Telles

You're such a Christian Telles
by Anon152 November 26, 2010
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