taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)

Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!

by JeFams November 15, 2010

taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

by Nsync June 13, 2008

Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw

I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.

by RL & DG April 25, 2008

Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.

man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.

by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012

ripped taint

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018