sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
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by boobs2012 January 01, 2012
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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bored sword

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
Hey my brother let's play "sword rangers"
by ItsStephyPooh August 08, 2017
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sword rangers

Sword rangers is when two guys pretend not to be gay but deep down really are. They play this "sword ranger" game where they whip out their dick and touch each each other with their dicks (practically rubbing each other) to get one another hard. Don't affiliate with these type of men, they will lure you in slowly by grabbing your ass or touching your dick till they know you're comfortable with them.
Hey my brother let's play "sword rangers"
by ItsStephyPooh August 08, 2017
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dip the red sword

To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.
*A young couple in bed together*

Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
by Fatto January 28, 2020
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9 of swords

9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.
Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?
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